- mom: you're so beautiful, sweetie!
- dad: if any boy asks you out, i'm coming for him.
- grandparents: you're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you
- friends of parents: you're going to break a lot of hearts
- friends: you're pretty, now shut up.
- boys: why is that potato looking at me
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
(Reblogged from lost-princess-of-neverland)
april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face
Every inch of this house is filled with memories of the people that I love that have died. My mom, my dad, Jeremy and Jenna. Alaric, John, even John! They’re all dead, everyone is dead.
(Source: katerinapierce)
(Source: filmfuckyeah)
“What’s going on in this candy-coated Heart of Darkness?”
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Elijah Wood in drag…
Every time I see this gifset I think it’s an actual woman and
Crying
If I didn’t look at the comments I wouldn’t have known it was him in drag.
the reason girls like muscular guys: he’s ideal for protecting you and your children, and if he does a poor job and you decide to eat him, he has the most meaty body type.
this is the motivational quote that made my day.
